Valentine Package

I came back to my apartment last Thursday to find this glorious package waiting for me in front of my door. I was thrilled to say the least, because A. it was a package FOR ME! and B. it was for Valentine's Day! I ripped it open immediately even though it explicitly says to not open it until the 14th. Puh-lease, Mother. Yeah right. Here's the package opening experience:

(I Clone Stamped both addresses off this package in case any of you are creepers)

This card is me. Heart purse AND heart sunglasses?! This. Is. Me.